Why do vegans praise Satan? Did the devil create vegetables and make them disgusting on purpose to torture us?
January 2013
1 post
April 2012
5 posts
I wish I knew how to flirt
- How other people flirt: Do you know what you'll be doing in an hour? No? I do.
- How I flirt: Are you a turtle? I like turtles.
FTP FTP FTP
FTP Fuck the pigs, taking my mate and putting him in jail without even giving him a trial! Lieing fucks telling us you’ll let him go right before arresting him! Fuck you laws and government hacking our shit to find us. If only I could start a rebellion we would easily over-power the pigs and claim this country for our own! FTP!!!
I fucking miss you Bundy.
March 2012
3 posts
i'm not sure what part of "i don't want you in my life anymore" you failed to understand
so lemme say it here, again.
i don’t want you the fuck in my life.
Fucking sluts need to learn when they’re not wanted and stop ruining shit for everyone else.
Skyrim is officially the best game ever.
At least until a new game comes out and proves better.
I’ve been playing Skyrim for a week now, and I can say it is definitely the best game available at the moment. Why? Because Skyrim offers more than any game ever.
I’ve been playing video games since I was 4 and I’ve never been as impressed by a game like this. Everyone already knows Skyrim is a medieval RPG where you fight dragons, explore a massive world and do quests while getting stronger. But it’s so much more then that. After killing that dragon you can go back to your home town and sell the valuable items you found. Or you can go to a forge and make some dragon armor. Or you could go home and put the dragon bones on your shelf as display. People around town will comment on current events. You’ll be praised for slaying dragons, or hated for committing crime. You can have a conversation with just about every NPC, every time giving you several speech options letting you say exactly what you want.
Even with all this, the game still gets even deeper. Getting arrested in the game was one of the most impressive aspects of the game to me. Forget about GTA and simply losing ur weapons and some money, going to jail in Skyrim means exactly that. You will be put in a jail cell and can choose to do your time… or escape!
You can choose which side you join in the civil war, affecting the world as you play. I chose to be a Stormcloak which involved taking one of the towns from Imperial forces which helped me earlier in the game. I was actually given a guilt trip after I forced the town Jarl to surrender and he told me how betrayed he felt.
That’s right, for the first time for me in any game ever, I actually felt sympathetic for a virtual personality.
I could go on for hours about the immerse combat system, the huge range of magic you can do from summoning weapons and demons to casting elements to mind-control and invisibility. You can choose to be a ninja using stealth to clear a dungeon without ever being seen, or run in swords swinging and flames blazing. You can blacksmith, enchant, make potions, mine, cook, steal, pickpocket, or spend the entire game making an honest living as a simple peasant without ever fighting a dragon or casting a spell.
You can choose how you play in every way. Every experience of the game is different, I’ve started a new game only to find several characters and events do change! I chose to mostly do the main quests in my first game, and after defeating Alduin, I checked online to see what else I could do. I’m not even 10% through the game yet. Even then, the game will still continue to CREATE QUESTS.
Skyrim is hands down the best game available at the moment and the best game I have ever played. In all my years I have never come across something so dynamic, immerse and packed with content. Skyrim is the kind of game where you can literally play non-stop forever. It’s so close to real life it’s almost scary.
Whether you seek an epic quest of dragons, magic, time travel, spirits and legendary stories or a relaxing world where you can live in a virtual town tending to your home and family and make a living. Skyrim is a game that anyone and everyone will love.
February 2012
21 posts
“It’s like you’re screaming, and no one can hear. You almost feel ashamed,That someone could be that important that without them, you feel like nothing. No one will ever understand how much it hurts
You feel hopeless; like nothing can save you, And when it’s over, and it’s gone you almost wish that you could have all that bad stuff back so that you could have the good” —(via takemebytheriverbank)
You feel hopeless; like nothing can save you, And when it’s over, and it’s gone you almost wish that you could have all that bad stuff back so that you could have the good” —(via takemebytheriverbank)
Emotions
I don’t know why I feel this way. I feel selfish to have these feelings. Why can’t I control who I love and who I forget? No matter how hard I try, nothing stops me thinking about you and what you did. But why does it hurt me so much?
Me and you never were, and never will be. As much as it hurts for me to say so, you mean so much to me. But do I mean anything to you? I will never know. It doesn’t matter anyway. You’re better off without me.
I’m sorry to be like this, and I’m sorry to make you feel guilty. I wish I could see you and smile, loving you regardless of what you do. And I do love you regardless of what you do. If I didn’t then it wouldn’t make me so angry. But these memories will never go, these emotions will never hide. You have nothing to regret. But I have everything to regret.
This is nobody’s fault except mine. You did nothing wrong, you are only human. It’s my fault for becoming this way. My fault for letting myself feel this way and think that me and you could be something. It’s just me and my stupid hopes and dreams. But dreams don’t come true. You will never care for me in the way that I care for you.
If only it was so easy to accept.
Ahem
I wish I could dig without falling into a ravine full of lava for once.
Lol, first rule of Minecraft, NEVER dig straight down, dig diagonally.
